A silly little blog for me to drop the excrement of my mind.
-or- the proverbial train wreck
Published on July 9, 2006 By BlueDev In Blogging

We have all done it.  We have all cussed out those who are doing it.  And yet that doesn't stop us from doing it ourselves, once again, the next time.

We rubberneck.

There is a perverse attraction in observing wrecks.  For whatever the reason, we all want to see what happened.  Perhaps we have delusions of being helpful (because, yeah, by the time we actually get there, they have been just waiting for us and our special talents, right?), perhaps we are curious, or maybe the reason is just a bit more morbid, as we relish the ruin.

It happens online as well.  Incendiary, train-wreck articles are often insanely popular and well read and commented on.  We just can't seem to turn from them.  Like moths to a seductive flame, we fly closer and closer, sure that our wings won't get burned. 

Perhaps it is a piece of political psuedo-intellectualism.  Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of literate, intelligent political opinion pieces on the web.  But for every one of those there are a dozen ignoramuses pounding on a keyboard, producing more dross than a roomful of untrained monkeys who are waxing scatalogical (I am, of Course nOt singLinG any pErsoN out hEre).  And yet we read their dross.  We comment on their dross.  There is some spark in us that just won't let us walk on.  We have to reach down, grab our own ball of fecund matter, and fling it at the author.

We know we aren't going to change their mind.  But boy, it felt good to fling that crap-ball, didn't it?  It always does for me.   Until I realize what a mess it left on my own hand.

Or perhaps it is an article of frustration.  Clearly a rant from the get go (heard any good "jokes" lately?), disguised in righteous indignation, we reply.  And we even get people replying telling us how dumb we are for replying!  Can you really justify rubbernecking to tell someone else to stop rubbernecking?

The internet has given voice to the world undiscovered talent.  I have read more quality writing on the internet by random, anonymous people than in many magazines and even books.  I have seen artwork, heard music, and witnessed video brilliance that would have otherwise been buried at their creators feet.

I suppose the price we have to pay is that it has also given voice to the world's imbeciles.  We must beware, lest they unite, and realize just how strong they could become.  There seem to be, after all, just so darn many of them.


Comments
on Jul 09, 2006
And we even get people replying telling us how dumb we are for replying! Can you really justify rubbernecking to tell someone else to stop rubbernecking?

Irony can often be the most subtle humor.
on Jul 09, 2006
Hey you inspired my next article title - it's going to be imbeciles unite. Oh darn it, I forgot none of the imbeciles want to admit they are imbeciles just like none of the rubber neckers want to admit they are rubber neckers.
on Jul 09, 2006

I always laughed about rubbernecking.. in fact, since I've lived in so many different states, I even made a study of rubbernecking part of my normal "people watching" ways.  After I got into EMS, I noticed I started playing the rubber necker game.  Not so much to view the carnage, but since EMS is such a close community, I was looking to see who was working the call. ;~D

In light of your analogy here, and thinking back at my own blog comments, I think I do the same thing here.  When I read someone who you wouldn't single out here, it is often more to see who is "working the comments" than a real interest in the article itself. ;~D

on Jul 09, 2006
When I read someone who you wouldn't single out here, it is often more to see who is "working the comments" than a real interest in the article itself. ;~D


That's true of a large majority of the articles I read. Mostly I want to see what other people have to say concerning the dross. So I read. But usually I keep my comments to myself.
on Jul 09, 2006
One mans dross is another mans treasured pearl.
on Jul 09, 2006
I find it odd that if it's a car wreck, I don't slow down ( except to drive carefully around it) and I don't rubberneck, yet I do rubberneck online! and check to see who's replying to the article...Oh my.....time to do a self inventory!
on Jul 09, 2006

One mans dross is another mans treasured pearl.

Bull crap.  There was a saying I picked up while in med school, and I think it applies perfectly:

"No matter how much you polish it, shit is still just shit."

on Jul 09, 2006

And here I thought your were talking about the never ending blog you wrote about PCs vs Macs!  It takes a licking, but it is still ticking!

But I agree.  Sometimes a trainwreck is more interesting than a cure for the common cold.

on Jul 09, 2006
Curse you Firefox and your lack of ability to use the quote button here! Well, since I am on call today, and feeling a bit lazy, there will be no quotes. Mwahahahahahahaha!

Mason: It is also one of the forms of humor that lots of people just miss.

Locamama: Shhhhh! Don't give them any ideas!

Ted: You know what they say. Denial is the first step. We know you feel the urge to comment bomb!

Capt. Underpants: Uhuh, sure you do.

Trudy: Hope the self-reflection isn't too painful! I'm sure it won't be.

Dr. Guy: Trainwrecks are fascinating, but man, I feel dirty afterwards. Heck, I haven't even glanced in my own PC vs. Mac article for a few days, the carnage was just too much.
on Jul 09, 2006

Trainwrecks are fascinating, but man, I feel dirty afterwards. Heck, I haven't even glanced in my own PC vs. Mac article for a few days, the carnage was just too much.

Trainwrecks are kind of a sinful fascination.  And dont worry about your article.  They await the return of the master!  I think someone is actually sacraficing a goat right about now.

on Jul 09, 2006
I'm not into rubbernecking generally, either online or in real life. I am fascinated by those who are, though. I believe it is their own intimations of mortality working on them. I just don't like the nuttiness of a lot of the responses. As I see it, there is enough craziness in the world without me getting involved.
on Jul 09, 2006
Mason: It is also one of the forms of humor that lots of people just miss.

Yep, and that makes it even funnier to me.

BTW, since when can't Firefox use the quote button? I use it all the time. The trick is to highlight the response, including the header, first.
on Jul 11, 2006

They await the return of the master! I think someone is actually sacraficing a goat right about now.

Yikes.  It wouldn't surprise me though.  Get zealots about anything and they are likely to miss the boat.

I am fascinated by those who are, though. I believe it is their own intimations of mortality working on them. I just don't like the nuttiness of a lot of the responses. As I see it, there is enough craziness in the world without me getting involved.

True, true.  Too often, when I do succumb to my salacious side and venture into those wrecks, I just find the idiocy to be painful.  I have to leave before I get apoplectic.

I use it all the time. The trick is to highlight the response, including the header, first.

Hmmm.  I will have to try.  I highlight the text, but no the header.  When I hit the Quote button, nothing seems to happen.

on Jul 11, 2006
Hmmm. I will have to try. I highlight the text, but no the header. When I hit the Quote button, nothing seems to happen.

Yeah, if you don't highlight the header as well all you get is the quote brackets without any text.