Arrr, time to Talk Like a Pirate me mateys!

Published on September 16, 2004 By BlueDev In Current Events

Ahoy lads and lassies o' JoeUser. T' time quickly approaches for us t' let our true pirate selves be known. 'Tis right, me mateys! Sunday the 19th is National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Little boys and girls who have all grown up have yet another chance t' pull out their cutlasses and swash some buckles on this joyous day o' days!

Now, talkin' like a pirate might not be your thin'. In fact, you might find it downright juvenile. T' those who think thus, I simply say. . .

Arrrr, you bilge rats! Prepare t' be skeewered!

Now, it mighten' be tha' some o' you out there ain't be feelin' up t' the task o' talking like a pirate. But take faith, shake yer land lubber ways and start practicin'. T' help you on yer way I be sendin' you to check out the official site o' National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Run smartly over to the official site and begin yer trainin'!

But before you can talk smartly like a pirate you need yer pirate name! Skip the poop deck and head straight o'er t' here and discover the true pirate in you. I be expecting to see lots 'o you scruvy dogs speakin' like pirates on Sunday.

O' I gets me cutlass and skeewers ye!

Signed yer pirate in arms,

Bloody Roger Bonney

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Comments (Page 2)

canning-poverty

on Sep 17, 2004

Zu den Haien schicken!

ARR! Those bilge rats be givin' me the "Learn German in 30 days" tapes again!

BlueDev

on Sep 18, 2004

Ahoy Dread Pirate Vane! Methinks the bilge rats need to spend more time swabbing the poop deck if they be givin' ye German tapes.

BlueDev

on Sep 19, 2004

Arrr, me hearties! Today be t' day! Me hopes ye all been talking like pirates and swashing every buckle ye finds.

Bloody Roger Bonney

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