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Published on April 20, 2006 By BlueDev In Entertainment
"If you were a true fan. . ."
 
Then what?  If I were a true fan I would unquestioningly love everything from group X, every movie from director Y, every book by author Q, etc.  And I would make sure that I vehemently berated and lambasted anyone who disagreed.  I would, in no uncertain terms, remind those who didn't "get" whatever the item may be that, if they were true fans, they would grovel at the feet of the artist.
 
Case in point: Tool.
 
Good band.  Lots of talent, interesting music with quite a few layers, often socially and politically charged lyrics that are not superficial, no doubt, they are a cut above many bands out there.  I don't have much of their music because it is also rather vulgar and profane at times, but hey, that is just a personal preference.
 
Amidst almost hurricane force gales of internet buzz, the anticipation for their newest release, 10,000 Days, has been frantically building over the past few months.  And now, of course, the album has been leaked.  Despite the band's best efforts to prevent it. 
 
This has obviously led to reviews of the album showing up premature of its release date online.  Some openly praising the album, others a bit more cautious in their praise.  But what has really struck me is that those who haven't had an aurgasm (I thought I made that word up, only to have a Google search show me there is a site with that very name!) over the album are instantly being told they must not be "true Tool fans".  In fact, I read comments from a self-proclaimed "true fan" that went something like this (to a person who has heard the album and was somewhat nonplussed):
Well, you must not be a true Tool fan.  If you were you would love it.  I haven't heard it but I already know it is going to be the best album ever, bringing world peace to us all, stopping crime in all countries, feeding the hungry masses, all while washing my dishes, clothes and doing my housework.  And I know that because I am a true Tool fan.
Okay, so I might have exaggerated a bit there.  But you get the point.  What a tool.  And, no, I don't mean fan.
 
Being a true fan doesn't mean you automatically love everything an artist does.  After all, no band, author, etc. is going to produce pure gold every time.  I am a huge Rush fan.  In fact, I would say I am a true Rush fan.  But that doesn't mean I love every single song they have ever written.  There are a few stinkers I just won't listen to.  But, I still respect the band.  I still look forward to what they are going to try next, and will still follow their career with much interest.
 
Being a true fan does not mean I have to mindlessly love everything.  And those who seem to think it does need to try thinking for themselves.

Comments
on Apr 20, 2006
I like Tool quite a bit but their fans have a reputation for being, well how should I put this... "Not too smart" and it sounds like they should be arguing politics online instead of talking about music.
I have met a few Tool fans who weren't tools but I guess every popular band has clowns putting down anyone with a less than positive view of a particular album.
on Apr 20, 2006
Reading your love of music and of course your chosen profession, I get a vision of you doing surgery bopping to Bill Cosby's "Eating Chocolate Cake".  Sorry, I guess I am goofy!  After 2 12 hour days (just 2), I am a bit punchy!
on Apr 20, 2006
Being a true fan doesn't mean you automatically love everything an artist does. After all, no band, author, etc. is going to produce pure gold every time. I am a huge Rush fan. In fact, I would say I am a true Rush fan. But that doesn't mean I love every single song they have ever written. There are a few stinkers I just won't listen to. But, I still respect the band. I still look forward to what they are going to try next, and will still follow their career with much interest.


Spoken like a TRUE true fan, not a sheep. I mean, Lakeside Park? Ugh. The only one I'll actually bother hitting the "skip" button on the player when it's on . . .

But the same can be said of many things of which I am a "true" fan. I would say I am a true Stephen King fan, but I couldn't finish the book "the Tommyknockers" if you paid me; it just wasn't my cup of tea.
I really like Stephen Spielberg movies as a general rule, but was totally unaffected and bored by "The Terminal". Again, just wasn't my cup of tea.

Reading your love of music and of course your chosen profession, I get a vision of you doing surgery bopping to Bill Cosby's "Eating Chocolate Cake". Sorry, I guess I am goofy! After 2 12 hour days (just 2), I am a bit punchy!


I can imagine him doing surgery as he headbangs to Opeth's latest album, while the nurses look on in horror . . . "um, doctor, is that really ETHICAL? DOCTOR! DOCTOORRRRRRRRRRR!"
on Apr 20, 2006
What is a true fan, anyway? I'm a fan of a lot of different artists but only the good stuff. This might sound elitist but I can't be bothered wasting my time listening, watching or reading anything that is not up to my expectations. The artists I like challenge me to think for myself so if I blindly and blithely followed along with everything they did, what actual thinking am I doing?

Good article and a good point well made.
on Apr 20, 2006
I love many many bands and performers, I have never LOVED everything anyone has done.
on Apr 29, 2006
Didja know the Tool guys are HUGE Rush fans? They would probably agree w/your sentiments. I wouldn't say Tool fans have a rep for being stupid (esp compared to other metal fans,) but they sure do have a reputation for being assholes. I love the band passionately and love the new album. I think that commet re: 10,000 Days bringing world peace and doing the dishes was slightly tounge and cheeky, wouldn't ya say? Personally, I thought it was funny.
on Apr 29, 2006
I wouldn't say Tool fans have a rep for being stupid (esp compared to other metal fans,) but they sure do have a reputation for being assholes


I wouldn't say they are stupid either (and I hope I didn't in the original article). They can be passionate to the point of being slightly blind though.

I think that commet re: 10,000 Days bringing world peace and doing the dishes was slightly tounge and cheeky, wouldn't ya say? Personally, I thought it was funny.


LOL, glad you enjoyed it. I wrote it very tongue in cheek, but the actual person I was referring to was entirely honest. They didn't say the ridiculous things I did, but they did vehemently assert that 10,000 Days was the bets album ever, even though they hadn't heard it! Silly people.

Thanks for the comment!