A silly little blog for me to drop the excrement of my mind.
Published on October 11, 2004 By BlueDev In Marital Issues
I was reading Jessica a book she had checked out from the library over the weekend. It was a fun book, and one that I felt uniquely suited to reading her. The title was "Stinky, Smelly Feet". As I read it, though, I came to a realization.

I have stinky, smelly feet. So does my wife. And I bet every one of us here does as well.

In fact I am positive that every one of us has stinky, smelly feet. In the story, the protagonist is a duck with a problem. Every time he takes his shoes off around his girlfriend she passes out. The odor is too much. He scrubs, he powders, he perfumes, but to no avail. They think perhaps it is is shoes, so they toss them out. They think things are all taken care of.

But no, he still has stinky, smelly feet. And in the end, he and his girlfriend are still together, because she loves him. She is willing to overlook his odoriferous issues because she realizes they are more important than his toe odor.

How many times do we forget to do the same? I know I have. Perhaps my stinky, smelly feet are in the form of some annoying habit I have, some idiosyncrasy that tries to drive my wife nuts. And so she has a choice. What is more important, me or my feet? And I do the same with her. Whatever the form of her stinky, smelly feet may be, I have the choice to overlook that and embrace her, feet and all, or let some negligible issue get in the way of our happiness.

So what do you choose?

Certainly there are issues that are significant enough they deserve more attention. But every time I hear how high the divorce rate is in the US I am stunned. I do not believe it is possible for half of the married folks in the US to have problems so grave that the best solution is the dissolution of a family. I think that in many (though certainly not all) of those cases one partner, or both, simply let the stinky, smelly feet get the better of them. They allowed their pride to convince them that they deserved more, that they had grown apart, that they had fallen out of love.

Well let me tell you something folks, real love isn't something you fall into or out of. It is something you seek, work for, and then continue to work at. Lust? You bet, folks fall in and out of lust every day (some poor walking hormones probably multiple times a day). But real love involves choosing to work past the stinky, smelly feet, to see each other for what we are, and then be willing to see each other for more than what we are. It is the willingness to see each other, and see what we two may become together.

What do I know though, I have only been married for 6 years and change. But I know this has worked well for us so far.

Comments
on Oct 11, 2004
great article! the stinky, smelly feet in my "significant other's" life is a penchant for celine dion.... but who cares? like you said, what's more important, melodramatic vocals or my closest, most beloved friend? i choose the friend.
on Oct 11, 2004
I think it's endearing, at least from my experience. Yes, it's who they who are but nobody's perfect. We all have our "things". Also, isn't that a part of love - taking the good with the bad?
on Oct 12, 2004
like you said, what's more important, melodramatic vocals or my closest, most beloved friend? i choose the friend.


I agree heartily. We all have things that can drive others nuts. And we can always find something in others that will drive us nuts. The real choice is, do we choose to see the negative or the positive? Do we choose to be happy or miserable and critical of everything around us? Thanks for the post.
on Oct 12, 2004
Also, isn't that a part of love - taking the good with the bad?


Not only is that part of love, Dusk, but I think it is part of life as well. I believe one of our purposes here in life is to learn to love, smelly feet and all. It is to learn to work past the annoyances and become better people as we lift those around us as well. We do it in love, we do it in life. At least, I hope we do.
on Oct 12, 2004
Hello everyone. My name is Chip. And I have stinky, smelly feet. Very stinky, smelly feet. Oh, and I also have the annoying behaviors, too...HAHA!

Good post, BlueDev. Very Insightful, I'd even say! I think you've hit it right on. It's important that we see the people around us with the love that we have for them. And, I think at times, I love my wife even more, not despite her stinky, smelly feet, but because of them, too!
on Oct 12, 2004
And, I think at times, I love my wife even more, not despite her stinky, smelly feet, but because of them, too!


Excellent. I agree. When we learn to love someone, not just parts of that someone, we increase our capacity to love them.
on Oct 12, 2004
This article was so sweet!

I know that, in my youth, I dismissed people because of their stinky, smelly feet. I am currently single (most probably because of my inability to over look said feet!) but do hope that one day I will find someone that will love me as much as I love them and our stinky, smelly feet can carry us on that journey.

Great post!
on Aug 10, 2007
Wow, that was some serious blog necromancy there LW. I would be curious to know how you managed to dredge this one up. I got the email there was a reply and, quite honestly, could not remember what this blog was even about. It turned out far more serious and meaningful that I was expecting.

Perhaps I ought to try to write something again. . .
on Aug 27, 2007
I have an excuse for missing this one first time around, I was not yet a member o0f the community nor did I even know Joe user existed! still and all a good article and like fine wine it has 'aged well' still holds truth.

But my only flaw is my total PERFECTION, just ask me I will tell you! hahahaHAHJAHAHAH
on Aug 27, 2007

Oh man, I can't believe I missed this the first time around, thus missing an opportunity to cyber-croon you one of my favorite songs.

STINKFOOT (frank zappa)

In the dark
Where all the fevers grow
Under the watah
Where the shark bubbles blow
In the morning
By your radio
Do the walls close in to suffocate ya
You ain't got no friends
And all the others they hate ya
Does the life you been leading gotta go?
Well let me straighten you out
About a place I know
Get your shoes and socks on people, it's right around the corner.

Out through the night and the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep the imaginary diseases
Out through the night and the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep the imaginary diseases

This has got to be the disease for you
Now scientists call this disease, Brohm-a-drosis
But us regular folks, who might wear tennis shoes
or an occasional python boot,
know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of
STINK-FOOT

You know
My python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
A week went by
And now it's July
I finally got it off
And my girlfriend cried, YOU GOT STINK-FOOT!
Stink-foot, darlin'

Your Stink-foot
Puts a hurt on my nose
Stink-foot, stink-foot, I ain't lyin'
Can you rinse it off, do you suppose?

Here Fido, Fido, mpt, mpt, mpt, come here little puppy
Bring the slippers
Arf, arf, arf
(C-R-A-S-H)
Huhm, HAH, HAH, HAH...hmhmhm
STINK!

(Well then Fido got up off the floor, and he rolled over
and he looked me straight in the eye
And you know what he said?

"Once upon a time, somebody say to me"
(This is the dog talkin' now)
"What is your conceptual continuity?"

"Well I told 'em right then", Fido said
"It should be easy to see
"The crux of the biscuit
is the apostrophe"

Well you know, the man that was talking to the dog
looked at the dog, and he said
Sort of staring in disbelief
"You can't say that" he said
"It doesn't, and you can't, I won't, and it don't
it hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't, and it shouldn't
it couldn't!"

He told him, "No, no, no"
I told him, "Yes, yes, yes"
I said, "I do it all the time!
Ain't this boogie a mess"?

The poodle bites, the poodle chews it....(repeat to fade)

  


Damn! beat me to it.
on Sep 01, 2007

Damn! beat me to it.


Ooo. Another Zappa fan? What a rare find.

The man was a satirical musical genius. Unrivaled and utterly unique.


Yeah, been a Zappa fan for many years. I agree about him being a genius. I have several of his albums loaded in my MP3 player at all times.
on Sep 01, 2007
Good article, BlueDev. I told our "serial engager" on here that there will be days you hate your spouse. There will be days they hate you. But you've got to get through all of that.

I've been married 12 1/2 years, and I'm dang glad for my wife because at this point, she's probably the only person who could put up with me 365 days a year...lol!