Children as weapons

Published on January 6, 2006 By BlueDev In Current Events

Note: This is in no way related to the number of CPS articles that have been posted here, so if I got your hopes up, sorry, I am sure you will get over it.

Britney Spears is a genius. Really, she is. Just look at her public life. It is evident we are dealing with some sort of superior, advanced stage of evolutionary intellectual development.

I mean it.

Just look at her latest rumored move: Stunningly smart!

Yep, things have been apparently tough for her and Cletus these days. He is busy trying to start some sort of 'career' as a white-trash hip-hop star. And wifey had that big nasty belly for a few months, and now there is that little thing at home. So Cletus has to go play. Can't stay home, can't help with the child, gotta be out getting a little booty. I mean, the man has his needs right?

Enter Britney's staggering intellect. The solution is so simple, why don't all marriage counselors see it? Having troubles with the marriage just months after the birth of your first child? Well, just get knocked up again, and start cooking another bun! After all, if hubby is having a hard time being home with mom and the baby, the best solution is to have another, right?

It warms my heart to know that Britney's child (and possible children) are tools and weapons to be used in her constant publicity war. Gotta keep the net and the tabloids buzzing, gotta keep Cletus home, gotta stay on top. So manipulate your genes to help you do so. Children should be tools of their parents anyway. Bludgeon Cletus into loving you and actually remembering something called wedding vows by having a baby. I am sure it will work, especially seeing how much good the first child has done for the couple.

It sickens me.

I love my children. I grew up in a family that had a tough time having children after I came (I was the first, took 7 years for my brother and then that was it). Because of that, and because of my families beliefs, we always felt that children were precious, and worked mighty hard to have two sisters join us. To read that Britney is so uncaring of her offspring that she wants to use them to manipulate her bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking, white-trash husband just drives me through the roof.

Children are not weapons.

Comments

crimson

on Jan 06, 2006

Doh, Britney and her boy drive me nuts. I don't know how much of what their real life is really like, but if even an iota of what information we are privy to from entertainment magazines are correct, that is such a sad, sorry state of living.

BlueDev

on Jan 06, 2006

that is such a sad, sorry state of living.

It really makes me sick. You are so right Nicky.

Texas Wahine

on Jan 07, 2006

She strikes me as very, very, very immature (with unfathomably bad taste in men). It's sad for the children, and I certainly don't hold out any hope that the marriage will last, although it doesn't seem as though there's a *real* father figure in the family as it stands.

BlueDev

on Jan 07, 2006

It's sad for the children

That is, of course, the part that pisses me off the most: the collateral damage from her immaturity. I have no doubt this will end bad and soon.

dynamaso

on Jan 10, 2006

Why is it the people who most want children and would make brilliant parents often have such a hard time conceiving while those who do end up using their children as bargaining chips or emotional collateral have absolutely no problems?

Can you imagine what these poor (in every sense but financial) children will have to put up with as they grow up? It makes me shudder to even think about it.

lifehappens

on Jan 15, 2006

I don't pay much attention to this media nonsense but I hope that you are wrong. I hope that she is doing it because she longs for a baby or that she feels maternal but sadly, I'm really afraid that you are right......

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