A silly little blog for me to drop the excrement of my mind.
-or- just so you know
Published on November 3, 2004 By BlueDev In Misc
Yes folks, you read the title correctly. After the better part of a year and just over 100 articles it is time for me to come clean and just say it.

I am right. You are stupid.

If you are wondering exactly what I am right about, let me make this simple: Everything. No need to tip-toe around the issue, no need for me to write post after post, article after article in which I hint at the fact that I know everything, like some I have read here. I feel comfortable enough in my omniscience to just state it openly, to avoid any confusion and further argument.

I realize this will come as a shock to some of you. It is very evident that many here seem to (mistakenly) think they have the corner on all knowledge, be it political, moral, etc. Day after day I read your comments, written from some high podium of sanctimonious knowledge, deftly disregarding any who may dissent because, plainly, they are intellectually inferior. Of course, none who may think otherwise may have some shred of truth. At least that was what you thought. Until today. But no the truth is out. I am right.

Then there are those who think they have some preternatural empathetic ability and just naturally understand and know everything about everyone, regardless of the fact that most of us have never met in person. They talk (write) as if they and only they truly understand life and its many complexities. Perhaps they demonstrate some restraint out of an antiquated sense of honor, but they still jump to conclusions, make judgments, and hand down verdicts borne out of ignorance. See, the thing is, they are stupid.

It all boils down to this. All you know-it-alls out there need to just give it a rest, take some Valium, and shut up. Because it really is simple. I am right and you are stupid.

Pissed off and sick of it,

BlueDev

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on Nov 03, 2004

Made me think of the Weird Al song "Everything you know is wrong".

What/who got you so irked?

on Nov 03, 2004
well said, and much needed. thanks!
on Nov 03, 2004
Made me think of the Weird Al song "Everything you know is wrong".


Ah, Weird Al always makes me smile. Thanks for bringing him up Jill.

What/who got you so irked?


Not going to go into details, not going to name names. This is in the forums as well, so I don't want to start any mudslinging. I will just say that while I could name names and post links, this article was more of a reaction to a general gestalt I have had 'round here lately, and post election day is just adding to it (from both sides--this isn't a reaction to the results, rather a reaction to the reactions, if that makes any sense).
on Nov 03, 2004
This is brilliant, BlueDev. I knew you were right all along.
on Nov 03, 2004
So glad you enjoyed this shadesofgrey! I aim to please, and since I am right, well, it just comes naturally.
on Nov 03, 2004
Ah Tex, thanks for confessing. To be fair, you are right a fair amount of the time as well. Just don't let it go to your head.
on Nov 03, 2004
Brilliant piece, BlueDev. And I confess to being stupid from time to time, so yeah--you're right, and I'm stupid.

-A.
on Nov 03, 2004
I just have to say, I'm very happy that it turns out that it is you that is right... I'd be in a really bad mood if I found out that it was any of a number of other people in the world... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

take some Valium, and shut up


Hey, doc, if you're prescribin', I'm shuttin' up... JUST KIDDING! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
on Nov 03, 2004
>>Then there are those who think they have some preternatural empathetic ability and just naturally understand and know everything about everyone, regardless of the fact that most of us have never met in person. They talk (write) as if they and only they truly understand life and its many complexities. Perhaps they demonstrate some restraint out of an antiquated sense of honor, but they still jump to conclusions, make judgments, and hand down verdicts borne out of ignorance. See, the thing is, they are stupid.

Truely. Though I've been stupid like that sometimes myself, hehe....em.

You're right, I'm st00pid. *g*
on Nov 03, 2004
Excellent diagnosis doc!
on Nov 03, 2004
You are right. I am stupid.
on Nov 03, 2004
duh
on Nov 03, 2004
Anglo--The first step to overcoming is to accept. You are on the path grasshopper.

Chiprj--I like that precription. Don't know 'bout others, but I think I may start prescribing "take two tabs of SHUT UP MORON". Whaddya think?

Raven--We are all stupid like that. Except me. Of course.
on Nov 03, 2004
Thatoneguy--Just try to call it like I see it. It's that empirical eye in me.

Mackintosh--I appreciate the (totally unnecessary) validation.

Dynosoar--If you happened to catch my earlier comment here, let me say I think I may have judged harshly, so I rescind.
on Nov 03, 2004

I know I am stupid and you are right.  I've always known that.


There, i feel better now i got that off my chest.

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